Posted May 12th, 2009 at 2:39 am

I recently had one of the worst dreams in my life. To summarize my dream, I had cheated on my wife and she left me along with Jagger. Which eventually became a long legal battle for custody. In my dream, I would stand in Jagger’s empty nursery room missing his little coo’s and grunts. When I woke up from my dream I let out a sigh relief seeing Jagger and Mary next to me in bed. Whew!

Posted April 25th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Bikers coming out in groups, girls in bikinis, sand in the car, smell of coconut oil, traffic heading south to the beach…Remind me next year that 85° inland means like 60° at the shore and breezy.

Posted April 23rd, 2009 at 1:43 am

My wonderful wife bought me Jeno’s Pizza, a favorite of mine. (Such a great wife) Set the toaster oven to 12 minutes. 12 Minutes later…cold pizza. Are the knobs broken I wondered. Twist them around, jiggle them, fix a broken connection. Another 12 minutes. WTF?! Oh wait, somebody unplugged the toaster. Ugh.

Posted March 21st, 2009 at 12:30 am

The song from McDonald’s Filet O’ Fish is so catchy that I even have it as a ringtone. But I was actually surprised that it’s engrained in more peoples’s head than mine. A few days ago Mary’s mom started singing it to me. SHOCKING. And today Mary and her Facebook buddies were talking about it. I call it marketing at its best.

And in case you’ve been living under a rock, here it is in fully glory.

Posted December 16th, 2008 at 1:44 am

It doesn’t feel like the holidays unless I see A Christmas Movie at least once during TNT’s all day marathon. If you haven’t seen this movie buy now, go out and purchase the DVD now.

“It is a lamp you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!”…classic. My full list and videos after the jump…